Reaching Out
Because sometimes the hardest step is the first one onto the moving platform.
Before You Reach Out
We understand. The moment of revelation can be overwhelming. Perhaps you’ve discovered a staircase masquerading as an escalator, or witnessed someone walking up the down escalator (the horror). Take a deep breath. You’re among friends now.
Acceptable Reasons for Contact
- Reporting unusually pleasant escalator experiences
- Seeking guidance on proper escalator meditation techniques
- Submitting evidence of elevator propaganda
- Requesting membership in our clandestine maintenance observation network
- Sharing your personal escalator awakening story
Please note
We are legally required to state that we are not:
- A repair service (though we will mourn with you)
- Actual elevator technicians
- A support group for people who are afraid of escalators