The Looker.

"Have you ever wanted to get out of work? Got a deadline you can't reach? Get sympathy from anyone, and fast! By hiring a Humanoid to stalk and lurk you in your private residence." -Bingle Borp the Third

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I take my buisness seriously, when you pay for my service i will show up and look at you like this, any time, any where, and any place

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This is the expression I have while staring at you, I take my job very seriously. For an additional $5 an hour I won't blink

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At Lookers we will send our very own lab grown Humanoid to the address you provide. Our Humanoids, will do just that, look. There will be no physical contact. Additionally to keep professionalism we will not tell you when our Humanoids will arrive as we want to stay true to the craft

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This is Specimin #007 they come with the Base and Intense packages.

Packages

Base Package $50/hr

Includes: One Humanoid who will be sent to the address you choose. They will stay for the desired time and stare at you. The staring may be done through the window, or inside your home particularlly in small spaces such as showers and closets.

Security Package $80/hr

Includes: The Humanoids will stalk your security or doorbell camaera. If there are interior cameras at the address you have choosen they will also stalk those. This is to ensure you have good footage for proof of your absence

Intense Package $100/hr

This is recomended for frequent users of Looker to ensure their absence is believeable. Is not recomended for first time users.

Includes: Everything in the base package, with additional Humanoid upgrades such as heavy breathing, and no blinking. Additionally if looking at you through a transparent material like glass or curtains they will scratch at it periodically.

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