The Looker.

About Lookers

How It Works

At Lookers we will send our very own lab grown Humanoid to the address you provide. Our Humanoids, will do just that, look. There will be no physical contact. Additionally to keep professionalism we will not tell you when our Humanoids will arrive as we want to stay true to the craft

What is a Humanoid?

Humanoids are an amalgamation of cells we scrapped off the floor and grew into something human-adjacent. All cells were ethically sourced and grass-fed in our test tubes. They have undergone rigorous testing to ensure they are the best at staring and always maintain eye contact!

Why Buy Lookers?

Our owner, Bingle Borp the Third, was passionate about doing things on his own time, but he always had to work around others schedules! He found that being stalked by a Humanoid gave a 99.9% success rate of getting out of a deadline. No one with heart will tell you to come in if they think you're being stalked within an inch of your life!

Packages

Base Package $50/hr

Includes: One Humanoid who will be sent to the address you choose. They will stay for the desired time and stare at you. The staring may be done through the window, or inside your home particularlly in small spaces such as showers and closets.

Security Package $80/hr

Includes: The Humanoids will stalk your security or doorbell camaera. If there are interior cameras at the address you have choosen they will also stalk those. This is to ensure you have good footage for proof of your absence

Intense Package $100/hr

This is recomended for frequent users of Looker to ensure their absence is believeable. Is not recomended for first time users.

Includes: Everything in the base package, with additional Humanoid upgrades such as heavy breathing, and no blinking. Additionally if looking at you through a transparent material like glass or curtains they will scratch at it periodically.